1.
Harrison Ford isn’t
doing much acting these days.
*** In fact, you can often find
him on the golf course.
2.
A study at the Boston
University of Medicine shows that by exercising in his 40’s, when man hits 60
he’ll have stronger cognitive powers and less physical brain shrinkage. *** And that’s good,
because then he won’t have to buy new hats.
3.
The Ringling Brothers Circus
has announced that it is discontinuing all elephant acts. *** For
sale: Large assortment of heavy duty
shovels.
4.
Mark Cuban and Ann
Coulter will star in “Sharknado 3,” another air-borne shark sequel with more blood,
guts and gore.
*** As in the first two movies, the victims
will be the people who buy tickets.
5.
The four Kardashian
ladies negotiated a $100 million deal with E! network. ***
Well, keeping up with the Kardashians just got a little tougher.
6.
A survey of 736 college
students shows that Facebook posts often make people envious, which can lead to
severe depression. *** And
then they get even more jealous because they aren’t as depressed as their
friends are.
7.
Yahoo! celebrated its
incorporation anniversary on Monday, just one day after Justin Bieber
celebrated his birthday. *** Yahoo! Inc. turned 20 and the other yahoo
turned 21.
8.
Leonard Nimoy, who just
died at age 83, often used the phrase “Live long and prosper.” *** That
wasn’t a Vulcan greeting; it was his “Star Trek” contract’s clause on
residuals.
9.
In Sun City, Arizona, local
citizens joined the chase for two escaped llamas that were running down city
streets. *** But
it turned to chaos when all the walkers and wheelchairs started hitting the
speed bumps.
10. The Department of Homeland Security has developed a plan to
operate with fewer employees in case Congress lets funding run out. *** For
example, airport screening will be streamlined;
travelers will only need to take off one shoe.
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