1.
A Detroit police
officer has been arrested for a drive-by shooting *** …or,
as they call it in Detroit, distracted driving.
2.
“Real Housewives” star
Kim Richards was arrested after a drunken rage at the famous Polo Lounge in
Beverly Hills and was charged with resisting arrest, battery of a police
officer ***
and failing to wait until the cameras were rolling.
3.
A Florida man landed
his one-man gyrocopter on Capitol Hill in order to bring attention to “bi-partisan
corruption” in Congress. *** Of course, that’s ridiculous. This Congress
doesn’t do anything bi-partisan.
4.
Nine of the Atlanta school
teachers accused of cheating to raise standardized test scores have been given
jail sentences. *** Also,
a note was sent home to their parents.
5.
Singer Percy Sledge has
died at the age of 74. *** He is survived by his son, MC Hammer.
6.
A survey in Britain
reveals that most people lie on a first date--men lie about their income and
women lie about their age—but by the third date they start being honest. ***
The survey also showed that there aren’t many fourth dates.
7.
U.S. officials filed a
protest after an American reconnaissance aircraft was intercepted by a Russian
jet in an unsafe manner. *** You know, those Russian pilots just never
got over the opening scene of “Top Gun.”
8.
As Californians look
for ways to conserve water, they are finding they need to make some big
sacrifices. ***
Water Conservation Tip #1: Drink scotch without water. Water Conservation Tip #2: Drink enough of it
that you don’t care about the sacrifices.
9.
Lindsay Lohan, who has
moved to England to relax for a while, was furious when she found out her
mother, Dina, is coming there to star in a TV show. ***
After all, Lindsay has her pride, and she insists on being the first
Lohan thrown into a British jail.
10. An off-duty Secret Service agent was arrested last week for
breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home.
*** This goes against everything
the Secret Service stands for: Misbehaving while on duty.
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