1.
According to a
psychiatrist at Wake Forest University Medical School, children’s coloring books
can actually help adults relieve stress.
*** Yes, I always feel better
after ripping a few of them in half.
2.
For the very first
time, the Barbie doll now comes with articulated ankles so she can wear flats
instead of high heels. *** Thank goodness! Now when they go on dates Ken doesn’t have to
wear those silly little lifts.
3.
In order to better
understand and communicate with their young customer base, Taco Bell executives
are learning terms that millennials use, such as “lit,” “throw shade” and “on
fleek.” ***
And they’re trying to avoid unfamiliar terms like “job,” “work” and “save.”
4.
LeBron James exposed
his private parts to 18 million viewers when an ABC camera caught him adjusting
his uniform prior to Game 4 of the NBA Finals. *** NBA officials were particularly bothered by
the attached note that said, “This advertising space available.”
5.
A Disney studio
archivist has revealed that the romantic spaghetti dinner scene in the 1955
animated movie “Lady and the Tramp” was almost cut by Walt Disney because of
concerns that it wouldn’t be dignified.
*** They did, however, drop the
part where Tramp slurps up a bowl after bowl of Pellegrino and has to keep
running to a tree.
6.
A bomb threat led to
evacuation of the White House press room during a briefing by press secretary Josh
Earnest. *** No bomb was found, but the specially-trained
sniffer dogs did find five major exaggerations, seven evasive comments, three
deceptive statements, a handful of blatant falsehoods and more than two pounds
of spin.
7.
According to a survey
by Linked-In, 70% of millennials would hide the fact that they had been fired
when looking for a new job. *** The other 30% say they would stick by their
principles and wouldn’t be caught dead looking for a job.
8.
“Duck Dynasty” stars Jep
and Jessica Robertson included some shocking revelations in their new book,
including Jep’s claim that he had been repeatedly abused by an older girl on a
school bus. *** He
said, “You know, you really gotta watch out for those darn Duggar kids.”
9.
In a recent radio
interview, Britney Spears revealed that she likes to paint while topless and
listening to Mariah Carey. *** You know, I just can’t picture her listening
to Mariah Carey.
10. Two inmates in a New York State prison escaped by cutting
through a steel wall, a steam pipe and a locked manhole cover with power tools. *** In
hindsight, officials say they probably should have been suspicious when the prisoners
requested a dozen extension cords.
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