1. It was just reported that Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared
Kushner, is registered to vote in New York State as a woman. ***
You know, it must be tough in the voting booth when you want to vote one
way but your inner woman wants to vote the other way—and she’s registered.
2. It’s been reported that Tiffany Trump got her name from
Donald Trump’s favorite business deal, when he bought the rights to build the
Trump Tower above the Tiffany store.
*** I guess she’s lucky he didn’t
build it above Hooters.
3. It’s been reported that Kim, Khloe and Kylie are all
pregnant. *** Tune in for their new reality show, “Knocking
Up with the Kardashians.”
4. Honda plans to hire 300 additional workers at its
Ohio plant for production of the 2018 Accord.
*** In fact, President Trump
just sent them a hand-picked list of NFL players who might be available.
5. Taco Bell announced that 300 new locations will offer alcoholic
beverages but will not have drive-thrus.
*** Is that a good idea? If your customers are going to be pounding
down beers and burritos, do you really want them sitting indoors?
6. On this
date in history: Sept 29, 1946 – "Adventures of Sam
Spade" debuts on CBS Radio. *** Humphrey
Bogart later starred in the movie version, “Sham Shpade.”
7. On this date in history: Sept
28, 1850 – The U.S. Navy abolishes flogging as punishment. *** Today, for really serious infractions, they
give the sailors quiet time and take away their cell phones.
8. On this
date in history: Sep 27, 1881 – The
Chicago Cubs beat Troy 10-8 in front of only 12 attendees. *** You know it’s a small crowd when the
announcer introduces each of the people in the stands.
9. On this date in history: Sep 26, 1772 – New
Jersey passes a bill requiring a license to practice medicine. *** Unless the patient is
just on the Bronze Plan.
10.
On this date in history: Sept
25, 1775 – American Revolutionary War hero Ethan Allen is captured. *** Immediately upon release he opens a chain of
furniture stores.
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