1.
A study by Fidelity
Investments shows that most millennials get financial advice from their
parents, but the investment firm says young adults should seek additional
sources of financial guidance.
*** So, “Get a job” requires a
second opinion?
2.
A recent study says it’s
important to understand millennials (people now under 30) because by the year
2020 they will make up 50% of the workforce.
*** And they’ll be doing 25% of
the work.
3.
Rubic’s cube, toy soldiers
and bubbles have just been inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame in
Rochester, N.Y. ***
The Walter White action figure was disqualified after failing the drug
test.
4.
The commander of the
U.S. Navy SEALs has rebuked troops who have broken the elite group’s tradition
of secrecy by publishing their memoirs.
*** He also stated that despite
numerous requests, SEAL training will not be expanded to include grammar,
creative writing and marketing.
5.
A woman in Southern
California was devastated by the theft of her 90 pound tortoise. *** But
by the time she discovered the theft and called 911, the thief and the tortoise
were already halfway down the driveway.
6.
The Air Force has just
fired two commanders in the nuclear missile corps for mistreating subordinates,
failing to promote their welfare and causing poor morale. *** Ad
for their replacements: “Wanted: Compassionate,
caring sympathetic leaders. Must be willing to annihilate the world.”
7.
When Wal-Mart closed
its store in McAllen, Texas, city officials turned it into a public library. *** It’s
the only library in the country where the dress code is tank tops and
flip-flops.
8.
Following the
fisticuffs between Brad Keselowski and Jeff Gordon after the NASCAR race in
Texas, team owner Roger Penske came out in support of the way Keselowski drove the
race. ***
However, he did say that Brad needs to improve his jab and right
uppercut.
9.
Experts say that when
the “Fury 325” is built in a North Carolina amusement park, the U.S. will have
the most terrifying roller coaster in the world. ***
Actually, we already have that. It’s
called the stock market.
10.
In a recent letter,
Pope Francis supported the use of exorcism to cast out demons. ***
Although here in the U.S. we prefer elections.
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