1.
George Clooney and his
wife, Amal, are building a “panic room” where they can run and hide if suddenly
faced with a major threat. *** For example, if one of them started to lose
their good looks.
2.
In an interview with Seth
Meyers, Allison Williams defended her beleaguered father, newsman Brian
Williams. *** She
said, “Now, as I remember that helicopter ride….”
3.
Mars One, an
organization that is planning a permanent mission to the red planet, has
announced the 100 finalists for the one-way voyage. They were selected from an initial list of 200,000 candidates, *** most
of whom were nominated by their in-laws.
4.
As a promotion for his upcoming
Comedy Central roast, Justin Bieber was shown getting hit in the face with an
egg. So, apparently there are
“Beliebers”
*** and there are “Eggthiests.”
5.
Yesterday Detroit police
had to deal with an armed man who had barricaded himself inside a home. ***
Really? Someone wanted to lock
himself IN Detroit?
6.
Because they could not
agree on terms, Costco is ending a 16 year agreement that gave exclusivity to the
American Express credit card. *** So,
American Express has a new slogan: “Okay, now you can leave home without it.”
7.
Singer-songwriter
Leslie Gore has died at age 68. She was
perhaps best known for singing, “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.” ***
The song was later covered by John Boehner and the GOP.
8.
Hasbro has come out
with a high powered Nerf gun that can shoot a foam ball at 70 mph and is intended
for use by adults. *** For
example, seniors like it for settling disputes at bingo games.
9.
(Groaner Alert) A new
video on the Internet shows a sheep who was raised with collies and now thinks
she’s a dog.
*** You should hear her b-a-a-a-a-rk.
10. In honor of its 30th anniversary in March, the
iconic movie “The Breakfast Club” will be shown at 430 theaters across the
country. ***
But, in recognition of its aging audience, the breakfasts will be
digitally altered to include more soft foods, fiber and prunes.
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