1.
During the
weekend snow storm, Michigan police apprehended a naked man who was walking down
the I-75 freeway wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. ***
That was very strange. You don’t
usually see cowboy hats in Michigan.
2.
Strippers
in Oregon are lobbying for better working conditions. ***
Heated poles?
3.
A new
housing development in Fargo, North Dakota has been invaded by 50 rabbits…***…60 rabbits…70
rabbits…80 rabbits…
4.
Malaysia has banned the
movie “Fifty Shades of Grey” because certain scenes were deemed “pornographic”
and “sadistic.” *** However,
authorities there have approved a heavily censored version, “Seven Shades of
Grey.”
5.
Medical experts in the
U.S. say that Vladimir Putin may have Asperger’s syndrome, which makes social
settings somewhat challenging. *** For example, making cocktail party small talk
with someone while trying to invade their country.
6.
A study at MIT has
shown that the human brain can recognize an image after seeing it for only 13
milliseconds. *** Unless
you’re looking at a photo of Bruce Jenner.
7.
The U.S.
Department of Agriculture has ordered the Pittsburgh Zoo to stop using dogs to
herd the elephants. *** They also said it was not nice to name the
dogs “Boehner” and “McConnell.”
8.
The wife
and children of the late Robin Williams are fighting over his estate. ***
Carpe Dollarem.
9.
Lindsay
Lohan and her mother are suing Sean Hannity and Fox News for allegedly making irresponsible
comments. *** If there is a trial regarding
irresponsibility, Lindsay is expected to testify as an expert witness.
10.
The
prosecutor in a case against Lindsay Lohan is reportedly asking for jail time. ***
He’ll do anything to get away from her.
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