1. In an interview on Entertainment Tonight, former “Knight
Rider” star David Hasselhoff confirmed reports that he has lost all his money. *** He said that’s the last time he’ll ever take
investment advice from a talking car.
2. Using new measuring technology, scientists have just discovered
that the Great Pyramid of Giza was built slightly lopsided. *** Consequently, it will now be known as the
Good Pyramid of Giza.
3. Mabel Jackson, a 100 year-old woman in Suffolk,
England, says that drinking six gin & tonics every day keeps her young. *** Of course she still feels young—she can’t remember
the last 60 years.
4. According to stock market guru Jim Cramer, two things
that millennials love spending money on are cell phones and make-up. *** Apparently they want to look good for their
selfies.
5. During a performance in Saskatoon, Canada, Justin
Bieber accidentally fell through a trap door and disappeared. A lot of people were really and truly heartbroken… *** … when he reappeared.
6. On this
date in history: Jun 24, 1947 – Flying saucers
are sighted over Mount Rainier by pilot Ken Arnold. *** Hey, that’s just what I want to hear my pilot
saying: “Folks, I’m seein’ some flying
saucers out the window…and I’m hearing voices, too…but why don’t y’all relax
and enjoy the flight.”
7. On this date in history: Jun 23, 1979 – The Charlie Daniels Band releases "The
Devil Went Down to Georgia." *** Of
course, it seems like he’s been to a lot more places since then.
8. On this date in history: Jun 22, 1847 – The donut is created. *** Within a year, the average policeman gained
ten pounds.
9. On this date in history: Jun 21, 1834 – Cyrus Hall McCormick patents the reaping
machine.
*** Actually, I thought it had
been invented by a guy named Grim.
10. On this date in history: Jun 20, 1893 – In New Bedford,
Massachusetts, Lizzie Borden is found innocent of the axe murders of her
parents. *** However, she later
had her own show on the Home Chopping Network.
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