1. Under new rules, Delta Airlines will not allow
you to take your emotional support animal on flights longer than 8 hours. *** Unless you’re the pilot.
2. An elderly British couple in their 70’s
were arrested aboard the cruise ship Marco Polo after authorities found 20
pounds of cocaine hidden in their cabin. *** Well,
that certainly seems to explain the huge waiting list for the senior cruise.
3. In Torrance, California, two nuns have
been accused of embezzling $500,000 from the Catholic school where they were
teachers. *** That’s
a major felony, so they’re facing some serious jail time and up to 25 raps on
the knuckles with a giant ruler.
4. In Alloa, Scotland, a mother sent her
young son to school with an inflatable sheep for a manger scene, not realizing
it was a blow-up sex toy. *** The first clue was when someone squeezed it
and it said, “B-a-a-a-a-d Boy.”
5. Ramsey Bearse, a former Miss Kentucky, has
been charged with a sending a nude photo of herself to a high school student. ***
Actually, it was just the standard Miss Kentucky pose, which included the
tiara, the pageant sash and a strategically-placed bucket of Kentucky Fried
Chicken.
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