1. Rania Youssef, an Egyptian actress, has
been charged with public indecency for wearing a revealing dress and thereby “inciting debauchery and
temptation.”
*** The young woman is in a heap
of trouble, but sales of the dress have skyrocketed.
2. An 85 year old man at Florida’s Cypress
Lakes Retirement Community was bitten on the foot by an alligator.
*** How demoralizing—the guy’s already
got one foot in the grave, and then an alligator tries to bite off the other
one.
3. In London, workers found a 500 year old
skeleton of a man near the River Thames, and he was still wearing his
thigh-high leather boots. *** You
know, it must be discouraging when you hang on to your favorite pair of boots
for 500 years and they still haven’t come back into style.
4. Richard Branson says his Virgin Galactic space
travel company will be taking visitors to space by Christmas.
*** In fact, they’re in final
stages of training all the reindeer.
5. A blind man in New York is suing Playboy’s website
because it’s not compatible with his screen-reading app. *** Previously, he sued the magazine version because
he kept cutting his finger on the centerfold staple.
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