1. According to a study issued by 24/7 Wall St., the
state with the lowest literacy rate is Nevada.
*** Fortunately, most people there won’t be able to read
the report.
2. In a new study in the journal “Learning & Behavior,”
researchers concluded that dogs have certain social skills but they’re not
exceptionally smart. ***
Well, obviously those idiots never watched an episode of “Lassie.”
3. A group of Satanists has sued Netflix for using an image
of Baphomet, a deity that they worship, in a show without their permission. *** However,
the cult withdrew their suit after Netflix agreed to drop the orange hair, the
red cap and the golf cart.
4. In Paris, unruly crowds have been exhibiting rowdy
behavior, disrespecting French landmarks and disrupting the tranquility of the
Champs-Elysees, with no regard for the damage to their country’s reputation. *** And that’s just the usual American tourists.
5. Egyptian archaeologists recently discovered dozens of ancient
cat mummies wrapped in fabric, much like their human counterparts. *** After closer
examination, however, they saw that the cats just got themselves hopelessly
tangled up in huge balls of yarn.
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