1. In Michigan, Oakland County is now hiring snow plow
drivers, but says the positions will be part-time. *** However,
they did not give a reason for that optimism.
2. A house in Fresno, California suffered major fire damage
after the owner tried to kill black widow spiders with a blowtorch. *** Actually,
the guy was too smart to try to burn the spiders--he just set his house on fire
so the fire hoses would drown them.
3. Delta Airlines has apologized to a man who had to sit in
a feces-splattered seat that had not been cleaned. *** An
airline spokesman explained that the previous flight was a little rough, and
some passengers did not have their bowels in the upright and locked position.
4. Destiny’s Child singer Michelle Williams recently revealed
her struggle with depression.
*** I don’t know what kind of
parent Destiny is, but some folks just need to be a little more supportive of
their kids.
5. After the turmoil of his confirmation process, new
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh will not participate in the tradition of walking
down the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building following his investiture
because of concerns for his safety. ***
Maybe they could install a handrail?
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