1. The Statue of Liberty’s original copper and gold torch,
which was replaced in 1984, has just been placed in a museum on Liberty
Island. *** There was an alternate proposal from the
White House, but with the caravan so close there just wasn’t time to melt it
down and make barbed wire.
2. A Canadian curling team was kicked out of the Red Deer
Curling Tournament because of “unacceptable behavior,” which included getting
drunk, breaking brooms and swearing.
*** Sounds like me when
I have to do the housework.
3. A recent article on the Allure website tells how to get
rid of pimples on your butt. *** Actually, I thought we took care of them
with the mid-term elections.
4. In criticizing China’s trade agreement proposal,
President Trump said, “We can’t have trade that’s meant for stupid
people.” *** Hey, I didn’t even know we were trading
stupid people; do we just exchange ours for theirs?
5. Irv Gordon has just died at the age of 77, after attaining
fame for driving his 1966 Volvo over 3.2 million miles, *** According to the Guinness Book of World
Records, the only vehicle with more miles on it is President Trump’s golf cart.
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