1. Beverly Hills has become
the first U.S. city to ban the sale of tobacco products, and Mayor John Mirisch
proclaimed, “This reflects the values of our community.” *** He said the people of Beverly Hills believe money
is better spent on facelifts, tummy tucks and tanning salons.
2. Contrary to earlier reports, Kim Jong Un apparently
showed some restraint and did not execute the man who led the failed
denuclearization talks with President Trump. *** He only executed the guy responsible for the cold
coffee and stale croissants.
3. Ireland is changing its divorce laws because the current
process is overly restrictive and unfair. ***
For example, to file the necessary paperwork, men actually have to leave
the pub.
4. The Coach & Horses pub in London has just been
granted a nudist license, so now the staff and customers can all be naked. ***
Men should probably not order their whiskey “on the rocks.”
5. A United Nations human rights investigator says
Julian Assange has been suffering from psychological torture. ***
Dozens of visits from Pamela Anderson and she never wore her swimsuit
from Baywatch.
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