1. Whoopi Goldberg revealed that she needs a
personal driver because health issues have caused her eyesight to deteriorate. *** I’ve never watched the show, but is that
why she has co-hosts on “The View”?
2. H. Ross Perot has died at the age of 89; as a presidential
candidate he famously said “that giant sucking sound” is American jobs leaving
the country. *** Now the giant sucking sound is Mr. Perot
trying to take all his money with him.
3. In Guthrie, Oklahoma, police pulled over two people driving a
stolen car with an open bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake and radioactive uranium. *** The
amazing thing is that most men could come up with a story to make all of that
sound perfectly reasonable…but would struggle to explain lipstick on their
collar.
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