1. In an interview on “Good Morning America,” former
Disney star Bella Thorne announced that she is “pansexual.” *** I’m
not sure exactly what that means, but PLEASE…keep her out of the kitchen!
2. A man in Lagos, Nigeria terrified passengers when
he jumped on the wing of a jet as it taxied for take-off and then tried to
enter the cabin. *** He was immediately arrested and banned from
watching re-runs of “The Twilight Zone.”
3. Iran posted a video of its soldiers rappelling
from a helicopter onto the deck of a British tanker, which is an effective
method of taking control of a ship. *** They say it’s also a good way to get to the
front of the buffet line.
4. For the upcoming sequel of “Top Gun,” producers
removed the Taiwanese flag from Tom Cruise’s iconic bomber jacket, presumably
to appease Chinese investors. *** In another sign of Chinese influence, his
call sign has been changed to “Mavelick.”
5. Jennifer Lopez stars as a professional stripper in
the upcoming movie “Hustlers,” about a group of strippers who con wealthy
scoundrels out of their money. *** It’s a bit more interesting than the original
concept, “Scammers,” in which she would have just stayed home in her jammies
and phoned old people.
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