Friday, July 26, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Jul 26, 2019


1.   In an interview on “Good Morning America,” former Disney star Bella Thorne announced that she is “pansexual.”  ***  I’m not sure exactly what that means, but PLEASE…keep her out of the kitchen!

2.   A man in Lagos, Nigeria terrified passengers when he jumped on the wing of a jet as it taxied for take-off and then tried to enter the cabin.   ***  He was immediately arrested and banned from watching re-runs of “The Twilight Zone.”

3.   Iran posted a video of its soldiers rappelling from a helicopter onto the deck of a British tanker, which is an effective method of taking control of a ship.  ***  They say it’s also a good way to get to the front of the buffet line.

4.   For the upcoming sequel of “Top Gun,” producers removed the Taiwanese flag from Tom Cruise’s iconic bomber jacket, presumably to appease Chinese investors.  ***  In another sign of Chinese influence, his call sign has been changed to “Mavelick.” 

5.   Jennifer Lopez stars as a professional stripper in the upcoming movie “Hustlers,” about a group of strippers who con wealthy scoundrels out of their money.   ***   It’s a bit more interesting than the original concept, “Scammers,” in which she would have just stayed home in her jammies and phoned old people.

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