1. The 2019 Nobel Prize in Literature has been awarded to Peter Handke for “an
influential work that with linguistic ingenuity has explored the periphery and
the specificity of human experience." ***
In other words, no pictures.
2. Harley-Davidson announced
it will begin manufacturing an electric motorcycle. *** For customers who miss the roar of a
gasoline engine, dealers will install a huge baseball card in the spokes.
3. McDonald’s has announced plans
to make drive-thru lines considerably shorter.
*** All customers will be required to drive smaller cars.
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