1. A British writer,
Ellen Scott, recently coined the term “Valentighting,” which she says is “the
heartbreaking act of dumping someone right before Valentine’s Day because
you’re too much of a tightwad to buy them a gift.” *** How sad (sniff,
sniff)…think of all the beautiful relationships that could have been saved if
only the guy had found a really good coupon.
2. To
help identify and delete “fake news,” Facebook announced it will be using news
agency Reuters to fact-check posted content.
*** In a
sternly-worded message, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg warned that seniors
claiming to have the world’s most beautiful grandchildren better have proof.
3. Queen
Elizabeth recently gave Prince William, the Duke of Cornwall, the additional
title of “Lord High Commissioner to the General Assembly of the Church of
Scotland.” *** She also told the royal staff to
order extra-large name tags for the next Buckingham Palace meet-and-greet.
4. Cindy
Crawford’s son, Presley Gerber, just got a new face tattoo under his right eye,
the word “MISUNDERSTOOD.” *** Actually, that was suggested by his
publicist, who thought it would be better than Presley’s original choice, “LYING DOG-FACED PONY SOLDIER.”
5. A family
is suing American Airlines after they were kicked off a recent flight following
passenger complaints of offensive body odor.
*** Meanwhile, Homeland
Security announced it is reconsidering its plan to expand the TSA Pre-Check
program with TSA Pre-Sniff.
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