1. According to the “Journal of Studies on Alcohol
and Drugs,” a woman recently ingested an amount of LSD equivalent to 550 recreational
doses and she not only survived, but found that her lifelong foot pain was
dramatically reduced. *** However, after taking the drug she did behave
a bit erratically and is now trying to figure out what to do with over 2,000
tie-dyed T-shirts.
2. Shares of Tupperware Inc. tumbled 43% and hit a
record low after the company announced it is investigating reports of
accounting irregularities. *** Hmmmm, sounds like someone’s been burping the
books.
3. The Russo & Steele auction company has just
canceled its classic car auction scheduled for Florida’s Amelia Island next
month, and a company spokesman explained that the site is “too marshy and there
are problems with snakes.” *** Hey guys, so is Washington D.C., but somehow people
there still manage to sell things to the highest bidder.
4. According to the “Journal of the American Medical
Association,” in a 2006 survey only 0.4% of seniors over 65 said they had used
marijuana products in the past 12 months, while in a 2018 survey that number
jumped to 4.2%. *** Researchers said the data confirms a very
surprising trend: Seniors are becoming more and more honest.
5. Sharon Osborne recently changed her hair color
and several reporters commented that she is “not recognizable with bright white
hair.” *** Of
course, she’d be totally unrecognizable if she was seen with a bright husband.
No comments:
Post a Comment