Friday, March 20, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Mar 20, 2020


1.   With so many people confined to their homes, making sacrifices and feeling increasingly stressed, the Hallmark Channel announced it will air re-runs of 27 old Christmas movies in a 3-day “Christmas Movie Marathon.”  ***  Geesh, as if we haven’t already suffered enough…

2.   To reduce stress caused by COVID-19 concerns and confinement, some people recommend unpacking last year's Christmas lights and hanging them back up.   ***  Or, in our case, just plugging them back in.

3.   The CDC is now warning everyone to stay at least 6 feet away from each other.   ***   Actually, parents told us kids the same thing 60 years ago--back when we all had hula hoops.  

4.   Delta Air Lines announced it is cutting its flights by 40%.  ***  So, it looks like my upcoming flight from Detroit to Salt Lake City will be landing somewhere in the middle of Nebraska.

5.   Because of concerns over COVID-19, anyone wanting to meet with President Trump or Vice President Pence must now get a temperature scan.   ***  What a hassle! Previously, all you had to do was put on a MAGA hat and sign a loyalty oath.

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