1. With so many people confined to their homes,
making sacrifices and feeling increasingly stressed, the Hallmark Channel
announced it will air re-runs of 27 old Christmas movies in a 3-day “Christmas
Movie Marathon.” *** Geesh, as if we haven’t already suffered
enough…
2. To
reduce stress caused by COVID-19 concerns and confinement, some people
recommend unpacking last year's Christmas lights and hanging them back up. *** Or,
in our case, just plugging them back in.
3. The CDC is now warning everyone to stay at least
6 feet away from each other. *** Actually, parents told us kids the same thing 60
years ago--back when we all had hula hoops.
4. Delta Air Lines announced it is cutting its
flights by 40%. *** So, it looks like my upcoming flight from Detroit
to Salt Lake City will be landing somewhere in the middle of Nebraska.
5. Because of concerns over COVID-19, anyone wanting
to meet with President Trump or Vice President Pence must now get a temperature
scan. *** What a hassle! Previously, all you had to do was put on a MAGA hat and sign a loyalty oath.
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