1. To minimize the spread of COVID-19, Georgia
governor Brian Kemp announced that residents who meet all other requirements
for a drivers license do not need to pass a “comprehensive on-the-road driving
test.” *** Actually, I often get the impression it’s been
that way here in Michigan for years.
2. Most health officials say that even after the
worst of this crisis has passed, we should all continue to practice social
distancing. *** Gee, Dear, I’d love to stop and ask for
directions, but…
3. As millions of Americans
struggle to cope with a “stay home” lifestyle, the Internet has been filled
with stories and videos of people giving themselves haircuts. *** We plan to do that at our house, too, if we
can find the scissors. Before we were even two weeks into 24/7 home confinement
my wife and I had already decided it would be a good idea to hide all sharp
objects.
4. After being criticized
for wearing a face mask with the image of a Confederate flag during a
legislative vote, Michigan state senator Dale Zorn told a reporter it was not a
symbol of the Confederacy, but he knew it would “raise some eyebrows.” *** Upon hearing this, the
CDC immediately issued a warning, saying that if your face mask raises
eyebrows, you’re wearing it way too tight.
5. Therapists say shared
decision-making is important for couples coping with 24/7 home confinement. *** I agree. For example, my wife and I both enjoy
watching murder mysteries, but we take turns deciding which movie to watch. She
always picks one where the husband is murdered and then I pick one where the
wife is done in.
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