Friday, July 10, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Jul 10, 2020


1.   Dr. Leana Wen, a public health professor at George Washington University, said a new wave of Covid-19 could coincide with the upcoming flu season, and the nation would face a “double whammy.”  ***  However, Dr. Wen was unable to explain why Covid alone had never been classified as a single whammy.

2.   In this challenging, confusing, topsy-turvy world, sometimes I don’t know which way is up.  ***  But, I’m making progress—yesterday I fell down and immediately realized, “OK, it’s not that way,”

3.   Police in the Netherlands arrested six men before they were able to use a torture chamber that had been set up in a sound-proof shipping container and was equipped with a reclining chair to strap in their victims, various sharp instruments   ***  and a large screen TV programmed with an endless loop of Hallmark Christmas Movies.

4.   To reduce the spread of coronavirus, some experts are telling people they shouldn’t sing in church.  ***  Heck, they’ve been telling me that all my life.

5.   Former security experts are concerned that the President’s failure to read some of the morning briefings could endanger international relations.  *** As Confucius once said, “Man who not look at briefs in morning often spend rest of day on no-fly list.”

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