Friday, September 11, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Sep 11, 2020

 

1.   After a huge public outcry, Los Angeles authorities retracted a Covid-driven ban on Halloween trick-or-treating but said the door-to-door tradition is “not recommended.”  ***  A City Hall spokesperson also assured concerned citizens that they’ll still be allowed to dress up in silly costumes, just like they do every day.

 

2.   As mentioned on Tuesday, Thai Airways has transformed its Bangkok cafeteria into an airline-themed restaurant.  ***   Update: For a small fee, diners can now upgrade to the “Total” in-flight experience: While you try to eat, a little kid will kick the back of your seat, a baby will cry with a wail that could shatter glassware, and a complete stranger with body odor and bad breath will sit in the seat next to you and chatter non-stop for the entire meal.

 

3.   As many school districts start the new school year this week, students are encountering a few changes.   ***  For example, it is no longer necessary to claim that your dog ate your homework, but only that someone sneezed on it.

 

4.   Thai Airways has transformed its Bangkok cafeteria into an airline-themed restaurant with airplane seats, tables made from engine parts, and servers dressed as flight attendants.  ***   The waitstaff doesn’t sing, but if it’s a special occasion they’ll gather in two groups and hum like jet engines.

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