1. In
the past two months Taco Bell has dropped numerous items from the menu.
*** In fact, because of Covid
concerns, every time someone sneezes back in food-prep, one more item is no longer
available.
2. In
Ashland City, Tennessee, Solomon--a 150 pound pet tortoise--was finally found,
74 days after escaping from his owner’s home. *** In an emotional reunion, the grateful owner
said there’s no telling where Solomon might have ended up if he had made it all
the way to the sidewalk.
3. McDonalds
is introducing Spicy Chicken McNuggets, the first new flavor in 40 years. *** Market conditions are finally right for
success: People are now satisfied with anything that doesn’t taste like the inside
of a face mask.
4. Officials
at the University of Pennsylvania have rejected a request by six professors in its
business school to investigate the circumstances surrounding the 1966
acceptance of Donald Trump. *** A university
spokesperson said Penn has never shown favoritism to wealthy families; even if
they’ve made large donations or funded a new building on campus, they still have
to bribe the admissions office just like anyone else.
5. In
Covington, Georgia, the mansion that was used in the 1939 filming of “Gone with
the Wind” is now a bed and breakfast. *** The
owners claim that one window has had no covering ever since the draperies were
re-purposed by “Scarlett,” although they were at a loss to explain a later
disappearance of the drapery rod itself.
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