1. Scientists
in the Florida Everglades reportedly caught and killed a huge, 17-foot Burmese python
that was carrying 73 eggs. ***
Oh my gosh—it was legendary Easter Python!
2. In
spite of the extensive damage to Notre Dame Cathedral, firefighters were able
to save some of the Catholic Church’s most cherished items: revered holy relics, priceless works of art… ***
…and the wicker baskets that collect the
Sunday offering.
3. In
the wake of the extensive fire damage to the Notre Dame Cathedral, leaders
around the world are offering assistance: The president of the Czech Republic has
offered experts who restored the Prague Castle, officials in Greece have offered
technicians experienced in the restoration of Greek monuments … *** …and,
if they’ll give him naming rights, President Trump has offered to turn it into
a magnificent hotel.
4. In
an effort to eradicate invasive pythons in Florida, scientists are putting
tracking devices on male snakes to lead them to the females.
*** Dating is probably a bit
awkward when you have to make sure your new boyfriend isn’t being followed.
5. Delta
Airlines is reducing the amount seats can recline on selected aircraft because
some passengers apparently felt uncomfortable with the intrusion into their “personal
space.” ***
Unfortunately, Delta was not able to resolve their concerns through professional
counseling at the departure gate.
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