1. A
woman with two Chinese passports managed to sneak through security at
Mar-A-Lago with four cell phones, a laptop, a hard drive and a thumb drive
containing computer malware, but President Trump said he’s “not concerned at
all.” ***
Well, you know, it’s not like she was a Democrat.
2. A
Taco Bell manager in Portland, Oregon, who was caught assaulting and screaming
at a pregnant worker, has been ordered to perform 100 hours of community
service, take anger management classes *** and
stay away from the Diablo hot sauce.
3. New
England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has rejected a plea deal on charges of soliciting
prostitution, and he’s accusing the government of violating his Fourth
Amendment rights. *** That
must be the right to the pursuit of happiness.
4. In
a recent interview, Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Chrissy Teigen said
the 20 pounds she gained after childbirth is her “new normal.”
*** She also apologized and said
the next time she’s on the cover of SI it will probably require extra postage.
5. Actress
Lori Loughlin, who is accused in the college admissions scam, was recently
approached by reporters as she left her yoga class.
*** She told them she believes
that yoga will provide her with the flexibility, dexterity and agility to
wiggle out of a conviction.
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