Friday, April 5, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Apr 5, 2019


1.   A woman with two Chinese passports managed to sneak through security at Mar-A-Lago with four cell phones, a laptop, a hard drive and a thumb drive containing computer malware, but President Trump said he’s “not concerned at all.”  ***  Well, you know, it’s not like she was a Democrat.

2.   A Taco Bell manager in Portland, Oregon, who was caught assaulting and screaming at a pregnant worker, has been ordered to perform 100 hours of community service, take anger management classes  ***  and stay away from the Diablo hot sauce.

3.   New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has rejected a plea deal on charges of soliciting prostitution, and he’s accusing the government of violating his Fourth Amendment rights.   ***   That must be the right to the pursuit of happiness.

4.   In a recent interview, Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Chrissy Teigen said the 20 pounds she gained after childbirth is her “new normal.”     ***   She also apologized and said the next time she’s on the cover of SI it will probably require extra postage.

5.   Actress Lori Loughlin, who is accused in the college admissions scam, was recently approached by reporters as she left her yoga class.   ***   She told them she believes that yoga will provide her with the flexibility, dexterity and agility to wiggle out of a conviction.

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