Friday, April 26, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Apr 26, 2019


1.   The 25th James Bond film is about to start production, with Daniel Craig again starring as Bond and the villain played by “Bohemian Rhapsody” star Rami Malek.  ***  Mr. Malek’s character will torment Agent 007 throughout the film with unrelenting threats of “We will, we will…rock you.”

2.   Joe Biden has finally decided that he will run for president in 2020.   ***  Like any 76 year old guy, he first had to make sure the campaign wouldn’t interfere with any scheduled surgeries, milestone class reunions or upcoming Matlock marathons.

3.   Punctuation experts are criticizing the Mueller report because it was printed with two spaces after each sentence, instead of the current practice of only one.  ***  Actually, some people believe every sentence from the Mueller report should be followed by several years of parole.

4.   Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is proposing a plan that would eliminate student debt for people with a low or medium household income.   ***   And wealthy families would be fully reimbursed for money paid as part of an admissions scam.

5.   WalMart is expanding its use of robots, and 360 stores will be using them to count inventory and clean floors.   ***   The robots could even do some shopping, but so far they’re all refusing to wear flip-flops.  

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