1. Smugglers
from Mexico have been able to use inexpensive power saws to repeatedly cut
through the newest portion of the border wall, which President Trump had touted
as the “Rolls-Royce version.”
*** Apparently that’s the version
where you just relax while your chauffeur does the cutting.
2. There was
momentary chaos at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport after a pilot mistakenly
triggered a plane’s hijacking alarm.
*** Apparently the alarm button was too close to the switch that activates the hidden cameras in the lavatories.
3. An
American art forger, Tony Tetro, is claiming he forged three paintings—a Monet,
a Picasso and a Dali—that are currently on display at Prince Charles’ estate. ***
Investigators say the paintings appear genuine but they’re not sure
Prince Charles is for real.
4. As she
approaches her 30th birthday, Emma Watson says she’s completely
happy still being single, although she calls it “self-partnered.” ***
She says there are many advantages to her lifestyle, including
discounted rates at couples therapy.
5. The
king of Thailand dismissed two palace officials who were responsible for
overseeing the royal palace bedrooms because of adultery and unspecified
violent conduct. *** But mostly because the bedspread had wrinkles
and the pillows weren’t fluffed.
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