1. At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the winds
subsided and all the big balloons were able to participate. *** Officials were especially concerned that strong
winds could blow the diapers off the Trump balloon.
2. McDonald's employees in Chicago are suing the
company over a store redesign that has made it easier for angry customers to
leap over the counter and attack them.
*** And they
say it didn’t help when management revised the menu to list all the assault options
and the jail time for each.
3. In Rochester, New York, a home intruder was
fought off and sent to the hospital by an 82 year old body-building grandmother. *** Coincidentally, that’s the same neighborhood
where last Christmas Eve police responded to reports of a badly beaten-up
reindeer.
4. Kim Kardashian has posted an Instagram photo of herself
in a glamorous but poorly fitting gown, with the caption, "How good would
this Versace dress have been if it fit." *** Well, Kim, perhaps
that particular fabric just wasn’t available in the necessary width.
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