1. British authorities have charged four people with
being members of an outlawed neo-Nazi group, including a young woman who had entered
the organization’s “Miss Hitler” contest. ***
In fact, the investigators first became suspicious when they
observed several beautiful women lined up wearing swimsuits, sashes and strange
little moustaches.
2. A 9 year old Belgian boy has dropped out of a
Dutch university because school officials insisted on a schedule that would not
have given him a degree until after he turned 10. *** Also, they
refused to give him credits for morning and afternoon recess.
3. According to a consumer warning from the FBI, the
latest “smart” TV’s have cameras and can watch me while I’m sitting in my
recliner watching TV . *** You know, if those TV’s are so smart, you’d think
they could find something better to do.
4. KFC is now selling chicken-scented fireplace logs. *** Ah yes,
that smoky fragrance takes me back to the days when it was easier to catch a
hen than chop wood.
5. Ford is recalling 261,000 pick-up trucks because
the tailgate could fly open. *** Company officials said the driver would still be
able to maintain control of the vehicle, but under certain conditions all the
empty beer cans could roll out.
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