Friday, August 16, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Aug 16, 2019


1.   After announcing their separation, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus began exchanging accusations of infidelity, drug use and excessive partying, although their official statement noted that they remain “dedicated parents to all of their animals.”   ***   Yeah, well, they’re not setting a very good example.

2.   After escalating the confrontations with police and causing flights to be canceled for two days, protestors at the Hong Kong airport have issued a public apology.  ***  They said they were very sorry for trampling the chrysanthemums.

3.   New England Patriots QB Tom Brady is testing a helmet that has been re-designed to provide greater protection.  ***  He needs to make sure he still looks good in the instant replays and close-ups.

4.   A driver for Peter Pan Bus Lines is in trouble for allegedly locking a passenger inside the luggage compartment on a trip from New York to Boston. ***  This was a direct violation of the Peter Pan regulations, which prohibit any action that takes away a person’s shadow.

5.   In a British survey, 89% of Millennials said their lives have no purpose.  *** Well, other than taking surveys.

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