1. In spite of the official statements, autopsy
results and physical evidence, conspiracy believers still say Jeffrey Epstein
did not hang himself. *** They’re claiming it’s just another example of
fake noose.
2. After studying 500 pet owners, researchers at UCLA
say they did not find any evidence of the “crazy cat lady” stereotype. *** However, their study did provide further evidence
of another stereotype: “crazy UCLA researchers.”
3. Tiffany Trump says her glitzy portrait created
by artist Bling Colombia features Swarovski crystals and is “a gorgeous work of art.”
*** Actually, it’s the first official White House
portrait made with leftover rhinestones and a Bedazzler.
4. Actress Whitney Port says one of her biggest
regrets is passing up an opportunity to have a one-night stand with Leonardo
DiCaprio. *** On the other hand, this makes her a member of
a very exclusive group – women who have not had a one-night stand with
DiCaprio.
5. The Louisiana woman arrested for pouring hot oil
on her boyfriend was found to have a history of brutally attacking boyfriends. *** Lesson
learned: Never date a woman whose Match.com photos are all selfies with an ER
in the background.
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