Friday, August 23, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Aug 23, 2019


1.   In spite of the official statements, autopsy results and physical evidence, conspiracy believers still say Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself.   ***  They’re claiming it’s just another example of fake noose.

2.   After studying 500 pet owners, researchers at UCLA say they did not find any evidence of the “crazy cat lady” stereotype.   ***    However, their study did provide further evidence of another stereotype: “crazy UCLA researchers.”

3.   Tiffany Trump says her glitzy portrait created by artist Bling Colombia features Swarovski crystals and is “a gorgeous work of art.”   ***   Actually, it’s the first official White House portrait made with leftover rhinestones and a Bedazzler.

4.   Actress Whitney Port says one of her biggest regrets is passing up an opportunity to have a one-night stand with Leonardo DiCaprio.  ***  On the other hand, this makes her a member of a very exclusive group – women who have not had a one-night stand with DiCaprio.

5.   The Louisiana woman arrested for pouring hot oil on her boyfriend was found to have a history of brutally attacking boyfriends.   ***   Lesson learned: Never date a woman whose Match.com photos are all selfies with an ER in the background.

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