1. Archeologists in Turkey believe they have found the
tomb of St. Nicholas, the 4th century monk who inspired the legend
of Santa Claus. *** They haven’t actually made a positive
identification yet, but they say the tomb definitely includes the remains of at
least a dozen small elves.
2. The 69 year old mother of Tesla’s Elon Musk has just
become the oldest “face” of Cover Girl cosmetics and publications. ***
“Hey Mr. Mailman, my magazine cover is all wrink…oh…never mind.”
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a photo of his “love child,”
Joseph Baena, on Instagram and wished him a happy 20th birthday,
along with the comment, “You get stronger and smarter every year and I’m so
proud of you.” *** Then he added, “But I wish you’d get over
that compulsion to always dust the furniture.”
4. Three U.S. scientists have won the Nobel Prize for
Medicine for their research and insights into our body’s “biological clock.” ***
Upon hearing the news they were very grateful and said the award would
be most appreciated if it could be given to them between 2:45 and 3:00 in the
afternoon.
5. The leader of the violent MS-13 gang told members to
stop wearing their trademark Nike Cortez shoes because it identifies them to
the police. *** And because Nike is dragging its feet on
negotiating the new contract.
6. On this
date in history: Oct 6, 1961 – President Kennedy advises
all Americans to build a fallout shelter and stock it with food. *** He
also suggested guys add a beer fridge and a big TV to make it a really cool man
cave.
7. On this
date in history: Oct
5, 1911 – Italian
troops begin the occupation of Tripoli. ***
The U.S. Marines were a little late in joining them, since they were
still tied up at the Halls of Montezuma.
8. On this date in history: Oct 4, 1537 – The first complete English-language
Bible (the Matthew Bible) is printed, with translations by William Tyndale and
Miles Coverdale. *** However, Bill and Miles took a few liberties with their translation and
trimmed it down to only 5 commandments.
9. On this
date in history: Oct 3, 1945 – Elvis Presley performs in
public for the first time at the age of 10. *** He didn’t sing—he just stood on the stage and
swiveled his hips.
10.
On this date in history: Oct 2,
1656 – The North American colony of Connecticut passes laws against the
Quakers. *** But they were
allowed to continue selling their oats.
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