Friday, July 12, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Jul 12, 2019


1.   Warner Bros. Animation is producing a sequel to “The Flintstones,” but it’s an adult version.   ***  According to insiders, the film will show the real reason why the town was named “Bedrock.”

2.   Drivers on an Atlanta freeway stopped to grab $175,000 that had blown out of an open door on an armored truck.  ***   Drivers here in Michigan wouldn’t do that--we’d never interfere with anything that would help fill the potholes.

3.   Serena Williams has been handed a $10,000 fine for damaging a Wimbledon court by pounding it with her racket.  ***  Perhaps she can pay it with a refund from her anger management classes.

4.   Police were called to Disneyland after a vicious family brawl broke out.    ***   No children were involved because there was a sign that said, “You must be THIS TALL to fight.”

5.   Nearly 100 people driving to the Denver airport followed directions from Google Maps and ended up stuck in the middle of a muddy field.   ***   Experts say it was the worst route selection since Thelma and Louise.

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