1. The seat selection screen
on the Japan Air Lines reservation website identifies seats with babies so
passengers can avoid sitting near them. *** On
airlines in the U.S., whining and crying can be avoided by not sitting next to
someone from the opposite political party.
2. In the Pacific Ocean, the U.S.
Coast Guard captured a small submarine that was filled with $165 million worth
of cocaine. *** Authorities became suspicious when they saw the vessel snorting white
powder through the periscope.
3. During a recent Arctic
expedition by the Russian navy, a small landing craft was sunk by a mother walrus
who was protecting her cubs. *** Goo Goo Ga Joob!
4. In Muskegon, Michigan, a police
officer was fired after Ku Klux Klan material was found in his home, but he
claims he just collects memorabilia associated with the “Dukes of Hazzard” TV
show. *** However, he
stumbled when trying to explain why he never bought his wife a pair of Daisy
Dukes.
5. A lot of people are confused
by the title of Brad Pitt’s latest film, “Ad Astra.” *** I mean, who wants to see a movie about Ed Asner with a cold?
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