Friday, December 13, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, Dec 13, 2019


1.   British authorities have charged four people with being members of an outlawed neo-Nazi group, including a young woman who had entered the organization’s “Miss Hitler” contest. ***  In fact, the investigators first became suspicious when they observed several beautiful women lined up wearing swimsuits, sashes and strange little moustaches.

2.   A 9 year old Belgian boy has dropped out of a Dutch university because school officials insisted on a schedule that would not have given him a degree until after he turned 10.  ***  Also, they refused to give him credits for morning and afternoon recess.

3.   According to a consumer warning from the FBI, the latest “smart” TV’s have cameras and can watch me while I’m sitting in my recliner watching TV .  ***  You know, if those TV’s are so smart, you’d think they could find something better to do.

4.   KFC is now selling chicken-scented fireplace logs.  ***  Ah yes, that smoky fragrance takes me back to the days when it was easier to catch a hen than chop wood.

5.   Ford is recalling 261,000 pick-up trucks because the tailgate could fly open.   ***  Company officials said the driver would still be able to maintain control of the vehicle, but under certain conditions all the empty beer cans could roll out.

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