1. As a Halloween promotion, Reese’s designed a vending
machine that allows kids to exchange unwanted candy for Reese’s Peanut Butter
Cups. *** Meanwhile, for adults who want to exchange
things they don’t like, we have the mid-term elections.
2. After speaking at a Mike Pence rally in Michigan, a Messianic
Jewish rabbi was criticized for saying Jesus is “the Messiah,” which is
contrary to the beliefs of mainstream Jews.
*** And the White House.
3. Near Phoenix, Arizona, a 60 year old man was rescued three
days after falling into a mine shaft, where he suffered a broken leg, internal
bleeding, dehydration and encounters with rattlesnakes. ***
But, he said it was still a lot better than being around all the
mid-term election campaigns.
4. Meghan Markle reportedly cut short her visit to a Fiji marketplace
because of security concerns.
*** Actually, it was because all
the vendors refused her demands for a “princess discount.”
5. Reports from Mexico say people in the caravan traveling
toward the U.S. border have been smoking marijuana. *** Actually, that’s good news; they may be
heading to Canada.
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