1. Former
Pope Benedict XVI has broken his silence on the sex abuse crisis and says it
was partially caused by the sexual revolution of the 1960’s.
*** I knew it was a bad idea to let
all those priests go to Woodstock.
2. A
man who had just gotten out of a Florida jail was arrested for breaking into
cars in the jail’s parking lot. *** He
was charged with three counts of stupidity.
3. A
woman in Dubai is facing jail time for a Facebook post in which she referred to
her ex-husband’s new wife as a horse. ***
Well, at the wedding, when the minister asked, “Do you take this man…?”
the bride stomped her foot three times.
4. A
fashion store named “Forever 21” has launched a line of clothes that look like
U.S. Postal Service uniforms. ***
It’s a very cool look…if you don’t mind strangers stopping you on the
street and demanding to know why their mail is late.
5. As
he nears the end of his prison sentence, Anthony Weiner—the disgraced former
congressman—has been designated a “Level 1” sex offender, which means he must
register as a sex offender for the next 20 years.
*** Well, he got off easy – at
Level 2 he would have had many more restrictions, and at Level 3 they
would have welded his zipper shut.
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