1. The 25th James Bond film is about to
start production, with Daniel Craig again starring as Bond and the villain played
by “Bohemian Rhapsody” star Rami Malek. ***
Mr. Malek’s character will torment Agent 007 throughout the film with
unrelenting threats of “We will, we will…rock you.”
2. Joe Biden has finally decided that he will run
for president in 2020. *** Like any 76 year old guy, he first had to make
sure the campaign wouldn’t interfere with any scheduled surgeries, milestone class
reunions or upcoming Matlock marathons.
3. Punctuation
experts are criticizing the Mueller report because it was printed with two
spaces after each sentence, instead of the current practice of only one. *** Actually, some people believe every sentence
from the Mueller report should be followed by several years of parole.
4. Democratic
presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren is proposing a plan that would
eliminate student debt for people with a low or medium household income.
*** And wealthy families would
be fully reimbursed for money paid as part of an admissions scam.
5. WalMart
is expanding its use of robots, and 360 stores will be using them to count
inventory and clean floors. ***
The robots could even do some shopping, but so far they’re all refusing
to wear flip-flops.
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