1. AT&T
has warned that one of its DirectTV satellites could soon explode due to a battery
issue that was first detected back in December.
*** They
believe the problem was caused by an excessive number of Hallmark Christmas
movies.
2. Earlier
this week, former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson, 52, unexpectedly married film
producer Jon Peters, 74, in Malibu. *** Some people might question the wisdom of
marrying someone that old, but I’m sure Mr. Peters had his reasons.
3. Prince
Charles says he expects to support Harry and Meghan even though the couple says
they will be “financially independent.”
*** Apparently,
in England, when adults rely on their parents for support they can still say
they are “in-de-pendent” – Here in the U.S. we usually say they are “in-de-basement.”
4. The
former head of the Engineering Department at Drexel University has been arrested
for spending $185,000 of grant money on entertainment such as gambling, strip
clubs and iTunes. *** Well, that’s shocking news, especially for
people who thought an engineer’s idea of entertainment was line graphs, pie
charts and PowerPoint.
5. As
part of their agreement with Queen Elizabeth, Harry and Meghan have given up
their titles of “His Royal Highness” and “Her Royal Highness.” *** Actually, those titles weren’t all
that useful; both of them were abbreviated “HRH,” so Harry and Meghan still got
their towels mixed up.
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