1. Miami business owner David Hines was arrested when federal officials
discovered he had used part of his PPP loan to buy a $300,000 Lamborghini. *** The fraudulent expenditure was pretty well
hidden, but a sharp-eyed auditor got suspicious when he noticed a receipt for
gold neck chains.
2. To help protect toll collectors from Covid, workers at the
Mackinac Bridge (access to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula) are asking motorists to wear
a facemask when paying their toll. *** They said
they’re mostly concerned about first timers, who tend to spray a bit when they
find out they have to pay.
3. Mike Tyson, 54, has announced that he’ll be climbing back
into the ring to fight an exhibition bout against boxer Roy Jones Jr. in
Carson, California.
*** As soon as the promoter
finishes installing the grab bars.
4. To recover from bankruptcy, Hertz needs to raise cash, reduce
expenses and downsize, and plans to sell almost 200,000 cars from its rental
fleet. *** Each car will come with complete maintenance
records, free floor mats, and a 55 gallon drum of Hertz air freshener.
5. The Hallmark Channel has scheduled classic Christmas movies
from July 10th to August 1st, and the network’s website
says “Celebrate Christmas in July.” ***
Wait a minute…They’re telling us we should celebrate Christmas 5 months
early?...Do they know something we don’t know?
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