Friday, August 21, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Aug 21, 2020

 

1.   Taco Bell announced that future restaurants will have smaller dining areas, but will feature a second drive-thru lane dedicated to pick-up orders made on its "Go Mobile" app.  ***  And, in response to numerous calls regarding potential employment, the company confirmed that it will hold a job fair early next year, and it will be within convenient walking distance of the South Lawn.

 

2.   After numerous driver reports of the 2020 Corvette’s front hood flying open, General Motors has halted deliveries of the new model until a fix can be implemented.  Electronic engineers plan to re-program the button-actuated hood release and also limit vehicle speed to 26 mph if the hood is not completely latched.  ***  The mechanical engineers, however, are still pushing for a really heavy hood ornament.

 

3.   According to “Good Morning America,” the “Golden Girls” house in Brentwood, California that was used for the TV show’s exterior shots has been purchased for $4 million ($1 million over the asking price) by “a local family who specifically loved its architecture and location.”  ***  And the amazing high tech lighting system that can be turned on or off just by clapping your hands twice.

 

4.   Claiming that tourists have gotten heavier over the past ten years, the Venice Gondola Association has lowered the maximum capacity from six passengers to five.   ***  Also, couples will no longer be allowed to stand up and re-enact Kate and Leo’s bow pose from “Titanic.”

 

5.   To minimize the spread of Covid-19, Canada has extended the ban on tourists from the United States through late September, and a recent survey showed that 80% of Canadians actually want American visitors to be kept out until 2021.  *** That’s up from 75% just one year ago.

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