Friday, August 14, 2020

News Humor for Week Ending Friday, Aug 14, 2020

 

1.     Scientists in Malaysia are trying to save the rare Sumatran Rhino from extinction using cloning technology and cells from three old rhinos that recently died.  ***   Initial results are promising, although every afternoon the new rhinos go for a short walk, take a nap, and then wake up and ask, “What time is bingo?”

 

2.     Singer Trini Lopez, who gained fame with songs like “If I Had a Hammer,” has died at the age of 83.   ***   Sadly, his retirement was not a peaceful one; he was often cited for violating subdivision noise covenants by repeatedly hammering, bell ringing, and singing in the very early morning and late evening hours.

 

3.     Michigan authorities reported 6 confirmed cougar sightings this year.  ***   That news was quite a surprise since a) bars were closed for much of the year due to Covid, and b) older age groups are especially vulnerable.

 

4.     Last week federal agents in Arizona discovered a 1,300 foot tunnel running under the U.S.-Mexico border, and an official said it “appears to be the most sophisticated tunnel in U.S. history.”    ***   He said it featured valet parking, a Starbucks at each end, a health spa at the mid-point, and free wi-fi.

 

5.     In Atlanta, two passengers were forced off a commercial flight just before takeoff because they refused to wear facemasks.  ***  An airline spokesman said the policy will continue to be strictly enforced, and expects compliance will improve when they start conducting the mandatory face mask check immediately after takeoff.  

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