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General Motors is recalling
some Buick Encores because the steering wheel can fall off. *** Of course, that’s a huge
problem because it makes it even harder to text and drive.
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Egyptian authorities
arrested a popular comedian for criticizing their president and they warned the
U.S. to not get involved in the issue.
*** Apparently some NBC
executives had suggested a prisoner exchange involving Jay Leno.
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Lindsay Lohan played
an April Fool’s Day joke by tweeting that she was pregnant. ***
This shocked a lot of her close friends, who immediately signed the kid
up for therapy.
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The White House has
announced that the President’s 2014 budget will finally be released on April 10th. Usually the next year’s budget is released in
February. *** But, President Obama wanted to cross his
fingers and wait for a couple more Powerball drawings.
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In an interview with
George Stephanopoulos, Cardinal Timothy Dolan said the Catholic Church is sometimes
out of touch with its followers.
*** Actually, that’s a good
thing. It’s the touching that usually gets
the Church in trouble.
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Students taking out new
loans will find interest rates doubling on July 1st. *** Actually,
it won’t really have much affect on them.
It just means that after graduation they’ll default on a larger amount.
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President Obama is
taking a lot of heat for allowing Michelle and their two daughters to take a
spring break vacation in the Bahamas during the budget crisis. ***
That’s OK. I’m sure he’ll feel a
lot better once he finds out they paid for the trip by appearing in a “Girls
Gone Wild” video.
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Due to poor financial
management many years ago, Dionne Warwick has filed for bankruptcy. *** Sadly,
now she doesn’t even care where San Jose is because she can’t afford to go there.
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The White House has
received a petition that would require members of Congress to follow the lead
of NASCAR drivers and wear the logos of their financial backers. *** Actually, it would be
a little different. In the case of
NASCAR drivers, the people behind the logos are sponsors. In the case of Congressmen, they’re owners.
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Medical researchers
have found that cold sores, like those caused by Chlamydia and herpes, can
cause a loss of memory. *** I think we already knew that. Every time someone asks their partner where
they picked up the cold sore, the answer always is, “I can’t remember.”
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