1.
Experts say the most
popular fashion accessory this fall will be the beret. ***
Although white beanies are now expected be a close second.
2.
Native Americans are
asking the government to rename the Wyoming rock formation known as “Devils
Tower” because it implies that Indians used it as a site for devil worship *** and
presidential campaign rallies.
3.
For a limited time,
several McDonald’s restaurants in Sweden will allow customers to make
reservations. *** It’s
very classy—after you sit down at your table, a waiter takes your order and
then goes up and stands in line for you.
4.
A woman in Syracuse, NY
jumped out of her moving car when she saw a spider crawling on her shoulder. ***
Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the driver’s neck,
Driver jumped out and caused a massive wreck.Out popped the air bag and smashed the critter flat,
But the itsy bitsy spider sure got the final laugh.
5.
A Nebraska man claims he
became ill because of traces of meth in his hotel room coffee pot. ***
You know, maybe he shouldn’t have selected the K-Cup that had a picture
of Walter White on top.
6.
On this date in
history:
1561 - King
Philip II of Spain forbids Spanish settlements in Florida. *** Thus missing the opportunity to establish a
really lucrative chain of retirement villages.
7.
On this date in
history:
1625 – The
Dutch attack San Juan, Puerto Rico.
*** Unfortunately, those wooden
shoes pretty much ruined the element of surprise.
8.
On this date in
history: 1837 -
Charles Tiffany founded his jewelry & china store. ***
But, he declines to serve breakfast.
9.
On this date in
history:
1960 - Chubby
Checker's "Twist" hits #1
*** Chiropractors rejoice.
10. On this date in history: 1989 - "Baywatch," starring
David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson, debuts on NBC. *** Viewers immediately
start demanding high def TV.
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