1.
The National Center for Health Statistics
announced the bad news that U.S. birth rates are now too low to sustain current
population levels, and they said the country’s lowest birth rate is in
Washington D.C. *** The good news is that that’s the one place where we don’t want
people to reproduce.
2.
Because men in Saudi Arabia can divorce
their wives without telling them, the courts there have begun informing women of
their divorces by texting them. *** And, to provide support to the newly divorced women, the texts also
include the relevant legal documents, words of sympathy and a link to a good
dating app.
3.
Several departing passengers at the
Baltimore airport were injured when using the boarding jetway. *** Gate officials apologized, but said no one
would have been hurt if there had actually been a plane waiting at the other
end.
4.
Yesterday, in response to charges of
sexual assault, Kevin Spacey made his first appearance in a courtroom in
Nantucket. ***
Legal experts say it was the first time formal charges had ever been
read in the form of a limerick.
5.
Online dating observers say yesterday was the
busiest day of the year for cyber-dating because people are lonely from holiday
break-ups, they’ve made a New Year’s resolution to find someone new, and they really
want to connect before Valentine’s Day. *** The singles who struck out yesterday were the
ones who made the mistake of putting all that in their profile.
No comments:
Post a Comment