1. Members of an Australian airline flight
crew have been charged with smuggling millions of dollars in heroin and
methamphetamines. *** Authorities
became suspicious after passengers complained there was never any room left in
the overhead bins.
2. A Paris restaurant that opened in 2017 to
serve people in the nude is now closing due to a lack of customers.
*** With apologies to 1992
presidential candidate Ross Perot, that giant sucking sound you hear is actually
naked people getting up from vinyl seats.
3. According to a recent study at Princeton, Facebook
posts of fake news are shared seven times more often by people over 65. *** The university researchers said they were
shocked by the results; they had no idea that seniors actually knew how to
share a post.
4. Kroger announced it is recalling most of
its shrimp products. *** They sell special food for short people?
5. The patriarch of the Russian Orthodox
Church says smart phones are paving the way for the Antichrist. *** Wow—These days there’s an app for everything.
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