1. Hershey’s announced it will be embossing 25
different emojis in the rectangular forms on its chocolate bars. ***
There’s the chocoholic emoji, the chubby emoji, the rotting teeth emoji…
2. Brad Pitt is trying to move on after his divorce
from the controlling Angelina Jolie and says he is now “absolutely smitten”
with MIT professor Neri Oxman. *** He also said he checked with Angelina and she
said it was OK.
3. Former congressman Anthony Weiner has completed
his prison and halfway house incarceration for indecent acts and has been
released. *** Or as he calls it, unzipped.
4. Singer Meat Loaf fell off a stage while
performing in Texas and broke his collarbone.
*** People at the
scene Googled how to make him better and are now treating him with a variety of
seasonings, a mushroom topping and copious amounts of gravy.
5. Mukesh Ambani, the richest man in India, just
bought British retailer Hamleys, which has 167 toy stores.
*** Only the truly wealthy wear T-shirts
that say, “He who dies with the most toy stores wins.”
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