Friday, May 31, 2019

News for Week Ending Friday, May 31, 2019


1.   In England, court documents have revealed how the wife of a jailed banker managed to run up charges of $20 million dollars at Harrods.   ***  First of all, she didn’t use coupons.

2.   During a recent news conference, Congressman Jerry Nadler, Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, appeared to faint.  ***  He just heard that a republican had actually complied with one of his subpoenas.

3.   In northern France, a 102 year old woman is suspected of killing her 92 year old neighbor.  ***  Previously, her way of dealing with enemies was just to outlive them.

4.   Lawyer Michael Avenatti has been charged with defrauding Stormy Daniels of $300,000 and committing “identity theft.”  ***  Of course, that whole stolen identity scam fell apart when he did his first pole dance.

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