1. The mayor of Bruges,
Belgium is trying to control the influx of tourists and he said, “We don't want it to become a
complete Disneyland here.” *** On
the other hand, he did put up all those signs that say, “You must be THIS tall
to visit Bruges.”
2. Burger King is
condemning the actions of an employee after a customer’s video showed him
cleaning a table with a floor mop. *** Well,
at least he didn’t use the toilet bowl brush.
3. According to an environmental
advocacy group, traces of weed killer have been found in many brands of cereal. *** Well, that certainly explains why I’ve never
seen dandelions in my Cheerios.
4. An oak tree that was planted
on the South Lawn of the White House last year by French President Macron and
American President Trump has died.
*** Maybe they took the
international friendship theme too far when they watered it with French wine and
fertilized it with Big Macs.
5. A recent study by the
British Heart Association found that people can drink as much as 25 cups of
coffee a day without damaging their heart. *** With
that much caffeine most of their injuries will come from starting fights in the
line at Starbucks.
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